Introducing... Tomika Skanes.

I think it's safe to say the Naughty Gals are the best damn vixens out there-- bar none!

Happy New Year to all!!!!

Sadly, reports have confirmed that th 16 year old son of John Travolta and Kelly Preston, Jett Travolta, has died .

According to reports, Jett Travolta, who allegedly suffers from seizures, hit his head while in the bathtub at the family's suite on the Old Bahama Bay property, Ginn Sur Mer, West End, Grand Bahama.

Our prayers and heartfelt condolences go out to the Travolta Family.

Back by popular demand is Jesykah Maximus.

This one is for my Engineer Extroadinaire the Big Babakazooey.

Have a very Merry Christmas and you're welcome.

Introducing Destiny Monique.

Ho Ho Ho...Merry Christmas!!!

You can send your questions, comments and requests to: naughty@more94fm.com

Rumors are that Janet Jackson has decided to dump her miniature mogul of a toyfriend Jermaine Dupri.

Dupri has gone on record stating that 1) Janet is not pregnant and 2) they are still together.

Not sure what to believe but since her peeps released a different statement I guess we can assume they're having trouble seeing eye to eye. Hehehehehe.

It's clear from the picture Jamie Foxx likes it from behind.

He was sure enjoying the hell out of his protracted B-Day celebrations.

Afterthought: Why are there more dudes than dames at this party????

Introducing Esther Baxter.

I know I'm stating the obvious but you have to give it up to Esther on her very nice...um...ink.

Chris Brown was named Billboard's Best Male Artist of the Year and (his girl)Rihanna won in the Female catergory.

Is it just me or does the word "overkill" pop into your mind when thinking of these two ? Enough of the 'cute couple' BS please: Real artists are missing out.

By the way, WTF is up with ole girl's clothes thes days?

This is what Jacko - who recently converted from Witnessing to Islam-looks like these days.

Now all he needs is a "straight jacket" and his look'll be complete.

So an Iraqi Reporter tried to burst Dubya with his shoes and missed-twice!

This is so sad, all I can say (after a quick chuckle...it's wrong, I know) is where was the Secret Service?

Introducing Nicole Narain.

This former Playmate of the Month and Hip Hop Honey is still good to go. Um, I've already forgotten about that Colin Ferrell episode.

Britney Spears' "Circus" album is set to sell 450K copies next week and debut at #1. Hard to believe her career (and last album) were basically DOA a few months back.

They've pimped this chick since she was practically in diapers, no wonder she went cuckoo.Way to bounce back Brit. Eventhough I think you're still nuttier than a Snicker bar.

The Grammy Nominations were announced last night and Lil Wayne sored a mind numbing eight nominations. Coldplay scored seven, and Camel, Kanyeezy and Ne-yo scored six nods each.

Dang. I guess after the AMA's I really shouldn't be surprised but  WTF is up with these award shows nowadays??? Outside of Coldplay and Jigga I just don't see it. Sorry, kids, I don't.

Some woman is suing prime suspect Tyler Perry for allegedly ripping off her play to make his $50mil grossing movie Diaruy of a Mad Black Woman.

According to the lawsuit, the woman ran this play in '91 entitled Fantasy of a Mad Black Woman, which very closely resembles Perry's 2005 movie.

Looks like ole girl...um..I mean...ole boy Tyler will have to hand some stacks back.

The former, popular, fakin' being Jamaican personality known as Miss Cleo is back up to her old tricks. Miss Cleo is now sending out emails to her "friends" asking them to tell her what they think of her idea to launch a new talk show. The project is being decribed as 'Surreal Life meets Tyra Banks.'

Dang. I guess scamming folks outta hundreds of thousands (even millions) and getting away with it for all those years has still got this ole broad twisted.

Miniature Menace Gary Coleman was ordered by a judge to pay a $300 fine for running some quasi stan over with his car. A few months back the papparrazzi wannabe refused to stop taking pics of "Arnold Drummond" with his camera phone outside a bowling alley so Gary ran him over. Strike!!!!!!!!!!!!

Introducing Dolicia Bryan.

FYI, "Dolicia" is Cubanici for tasty.

Enjoy.

So, the producers decided to flood the show with a bunch of forgettable performances from Mariah, Rihanna & Co. instead of actually giving out a lot of awards on-air. 

The Old Kids on the Block did provide for some comic relief as I watched their geriatric a$$e$ limp all over the stage.And...as usual..Kanye was a pain to watch- especially when he proclaimed that he wanted to become the next Elvis, and figuratively bestowed his Best Rap/Hip Hop award to Lil Weezy who he (rightfully) says deserved it this year. (sidenote: I didn't spot Lil Wayne in the crowd, probably off somewhere sippin' on syrup.)

Anyway, here are some pics from the AMAs. I didn't bother to caption them because I'm sure these images speak for themselves. But I do have two words for Rihanna: Cluck Cluck.

Just like last week, you get a bonus this week(and when I say bonus , I mean BONUS!!!):

Introducing Stephanie Kyoko.

For all you fellas who like your happy meals Super, Super-sized. Enjoy!

Introducing Kalia Williams.

You know the drill, fellas: Oogle then Google. Just don't get caught!

Hehehehe.

Very very Nice!

Between his roles on the A-Team and Rocky, Mr. T (and his mountains of gold chains) used to represent coolness and toughness.

Now, between shilling for dumb video games and all kinds of crap, my hero is no more. WTF, Mr. T?

SMH. The recession must be real because even the stars who should be comfortably retired are out there trying to sell us everything including the kitchen sink. (I talking to you, Hulk Hogan, Lee Majors, Chuck Norris, William Shatner, Alan Thicke! to name a few)

I pity the fools...

So Damon Dash is trying to drum up publicity for his latest protege, Jim Jones, by pimping on the relationship between Kanye West and Jay-Z. According to Damon Dash, Kanye secretly hates Jay-Z becasue Jigga refused to fork over a coveted Roca-Fella star chain a few years back:

This n**** [Kanye] was like, “Wow, he ain’t going to give me the chain.” I had to take off my chain and give it to him, and I was heated. I had the real canary diamonds. That shit cost $40,000! I told Kanye, “Yo, you got to give that back when we get off this stage!”

Man, I gotts to file this under bitchassiness all the way around. And am I the only one who noticed the use of the past tense when he was braggin' on his canaries?

So first a former Cheetah Girl poses for King Magazine half nekkid. Then this current Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, lies about her computer being stolen and "surprise , surprise" racy photos of her in various stages of undress turn up on the internet.

Then Cheetah Girls gigs start getting cancelled. Then Disney cancels their careers.

All I can say is leave the publicity whoremongering to the professionals, kids. And to think, this chick has a professional mongerer (Kim Kardashian) as a sister-in law! Maybe she should have gotten some advice.

But then again...

Since I didn't get a chance to post on Monday, today is twice as nice.

Introducing Suelyn Medeiros. 100%Certified Brazilian Booty.

I know..I know. You're Welcome.

It just occurred to me that we hardly (if EVER) see this suspect brother without a hat on.

Now we know why. Dude, where's your hair??

hehehehe. LMAO.

Introducing Ki Toy, of Outcast video fame.

And in other news...

Former Presidential hopeful, John Edwards, whose affair with aide Rielle Hunter was made public by the National Enquirer, has refused to take a paternity test to determine if he's the father of Rielle's baby daughter. But since his former mistress is writing a tell-all book he's screwed anyway.And his wife may be set to leave him.

Just think, last year this time he was running for president...

After an historic election victory, Barack Obama is the President-Elect, and will serve as the 44th. President of the United States of America.

Yes We Can!

Props to Russell Simmons, Jigga and Diddy (amongst others) who put on a show for a large crowd of Obama Supporters at a rally in the MIA last night.

It's good to see Hip-Hop play a positive role in these elections.

"Rapper" Soulja Boy Tell 'Em told us how ignorant he was when he sat down to do an interview with BET's Toure:

…Then came Soulja Boy Tell Em. I asked him, “What historical figure do you most hate?” He was stumped. I said, “Others have said Hitler, bin Laden, the slave masters…” He said, “Oh wait! Hold up! Shout out to the slave masters! Without them we’d still be in Africa.”

My jaw, at this point, was on the ground.”We wouldn’t be here,” he continued, having no idea how far in it he’d stepped, “to get this ice and tattoos.”

Shout out to the slave masters??? Somebody drop this fool for me...

Introducing Melyssa Ford.

Wa wa wee wah!!!

This deserves a standing ovation...

John Legend, Mr. Green Light himself, decided to dress up as...what...a brokeback cowboy? Damn, Halloween really brings out the freaks...

This brother is just dying to jump out that closet.

Poor Pocahontas. She's cute, but it's deja vu all over again...

The jokes are too easy so I'll let you get a crack at it. Help me complete this sentence:

These two Halloween jump-offs look like___________________.

Where's Linda Carter when we need her??

Introducing Vida Guerra.

"Que dulce!".....now that's what I call livin' la "Vida" loca!

My second favourite five-head endowed celebrity (Tyra's still #1) showed up to her New Zealand concert dressed like a half-nekkid skripper. Help me complete this sentence:

In this get-up, Rihanna looks_______________.

Barack Obama and Bill Clinton campaigned for the first time together last night in South Florida in front of 35,000 supporters.

I gotta say both speeches really impressed me. And they were getting on like old buddies. Old drinking/toking buddies...hehehe.

baRock the Vote!!!!

Here's a pic of my girl Gwen Stefani, and her latest bundle of work Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale.

I'm happy to see that she and rocker hubbie Gavin Rossdale delivered another healthy little rocker to their clan.

Now. I think I speak for all when I say a new reggae infused rock mix is long overdue.

So the Phillies won the World Series last night after playing that bullsh%t rain-delay makeup continuation game.

Oh well, the Lakers are looking good. But more importantly, it's Cowboy season!!!!

Many media outlets are now confirming that the body discovered in the white SUV linked to the murder scene of Jennifer Hudson's mother and brother is that of her 7-year old nephew, Julian King.

May God be with Jennifer and her Family in their time of unimaginable grief.

Introducing Buffie the Body.

What more can I say????

Rumor has it that John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are back to hooking up.

You can bet the house that if he's going back to tap that  a$$ a second time around there must be another hit album working in the background.

I hope for ole girl's sake it works out between these two. She ain't been the same since Devilina...um... i mean Angelina Jolie roached Brad Pitt from her.

Here' a pic of Beyonce sportin' a different wig and about twenty extra pounds for the upcoming biopic "Cadillac Records."

She's channelling her inner Etta James, the legendary sinner, and is probably angling for an Oscar, that award they hand out to GREAT actors.

Look into a crystal ball, Beyonce, Oscar is not in your future!!! Look into a crystal ball Jigga...

hehehehe...LMAO!!!

U2's Bono is still da man!!!

Check him partying it up in St. Tropez with this pair of young bitties while on a "guy's retreat" with some of his buddies. Hope Mrs. Bono doesn't spot these flicks 'cause I doubt she'll be smiling like that.

On the for real, mad props to Bono for holding it down after all these years but Dude!!! quit cheesing for the paps before you mess up "guys retreat" for the rest of us.

If you missed the BET Hip Hop Awards that aired this past Thursday, you didn't miss much. Besides the fact that pint-sized pimp Kat Williams bailed on hosting duties, and was replaced by T-Pain (vocoder and all), nothing noteworthy happened.

Except that DJ Khaled, my boy from back in the day in the MIA, remembered to shout us Bahamians out during his Best Callabo award acceptance speech.

Props to Khaled for keeping it real! Tune in to BET this week if you want to catch it in replay. I'm sure they'll be running it a gazillion times between now and Christmas.

Isiah Thomas has been called out by the Five-O in New York for trying to LIE on his 17 year old daughter by saying she was the one who needed medical assistance.

Cops responded to the former Piston and New York Knicks Head Coach's residence last week after he reportedly swallowed 10 Lunesta sleeping pills.

Dang, Zeke, I know times must be rough ever since you messed up that sweet deal you had with the Knicks but trying to take a dirt nap is not the answer. Neither is throwing your own kid under the bus after you're busted.

Ashley Todd, the 20 year-old McCain campaign supporter who claimed to have been mugged, molested and supposedly branded with a "B" by her attacker, a 6'4" black "Barack Obama supporter", has been proven to be a liar.

Pittsburgh Police had administered a polygraph to Ashley because of inconsistencies in her stories. She later admitted the whole story was fabricated.

I don't know 'bout yall, but I think this chick is off her meds. Maybe that "B" stands for bipolar.

In any event, she's right up there in my "World's Dumbest Criminals" book. How dumb do you have to be to maim yourself in the mirror and not realise the "B" is backwards????

Introducing Sarah B. She's the Vietnamese-American nail tech jawn who reportedly gave birth to Lil Wayne's spawn earlier this week.

Help me complete this sentence: Little Wayne's baby mama looks like ______________.

Actress Jennifer Hudson has been dealt a terrible blow. Her mother and brother were found shot dead in their family home in Chicago yesterday. To make matter worse, Jennifer's 7 year old nephew, Julian King is still missing.

Police have a suspect, William Balfour, in custody. He reportedly took the little boy from the scene of the crime, and refuses to tell authorities where the little boy is.

Police have issued an Amber Alert for young Julian. Balfour is married to Jennifers sister, Julia.

Our prayers go out to Jennifer Hudson and her Family.

I can’t swear that the booty is 100% real fellas, but I know she definitely has a big future behind her!!!

Lil Wayne’s assistant drops a dime on him:

Lil Wayne’s assistant, Terry Bourgeois, testified in a New York court today (October 20) that he occasionally saw a handgun and people smoking marijuana in the rapper’s tour bus...a police officer testified last month she saw Lil Wayne trying to hide a gun when she boarded the bus.

Bourgeois did testify he never saw Lil Wayne with a gun on the night of his arrest, but it's safe to say the damage is done. Weezy faces up to three and a half years in prison if convicted. The case will resume in December.

Source

Okay. I couldn't repeat this rumor on air 'cause I didn't want to frighten the kiddies. But the internet is buzzin with fresh dirt on Mr. I Am Legend:

According to a former Hollywood Madame, actor Will Smith is gay and hired her two male prostitutes. The Madame, who moved her business to New York, tells Ian Halperin that Smith “has swung both ways for years” and was one of her regular clients. The unidentified woman claims that Smith, who has two children with wife Jada Pinkett Smith, “placed his order” for a man after he trusted that she could “guarantee discretion.” “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

check out more on the suspect blogger's suspect blog: Source

(airs every Tuesday and Thursday at 8:40am)

1.   The mouse is referred to as the “rat”

2.   The keyboard is camouflaged

3.   There’s a “Best of Dancehall Music” soundtrack in the CD-ROM drive

4.   The CPU is covered with baby pictures, stuck there with weave glue

5.   The password is: “BabyDaddy14”

6.   The numeric keypad only goes up to 6

7.   The extra RAM slots have weave tracks in them

8.   The six front keys are missing

9.   Outgoing faxes have hair gel stains on them

10.The monitor is up on blocks

I think ole girl’s expression (the chubby sister in the background) says it all. But help me complete this sentence:NFL Player Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian look like__________________. 

September 23, 2008

Poor Nelly: Ashanti’s weight is going up and his album sales are going down. According to reps from his label he only managed to move 43K copies in his first week. LOL...that’s what ya get doing those Sean John ads playa!

Kanye West showed up to Fashion Week in NYC rockin’ this getup. Help me complete the sentence:

Kanye West looks like  ________________________ . 
 

Please email your questions, comments, funny pics or jokes to naughty@more94fm.com

September 22, 2008

Singer Ne-Yo and this Tranny-looking Granny were spotted getting their grind-on at some party. Talk about “Closer”…can’t say I’m shocked.

September 22, 2008

After narrowly escaping death in a Learjet plane crash that claimed the lives of four others (including two pilots) on Friday night, Travis Barker and Adam Goldstein (aka DJ AM) are both expected to “fully recover”.

According to doctors at the Joseph Still Burn Center (Augusta,GA), the former Blink 182 drummer (Barker) and famous LAX disc jockey (DJ AM) suffered second- and third-degree burns but no other serious injuries. Two members of Barker’s entourage as well as both pilots died in the crash.